thats-slightly-raven: feistie: thats-slightly-raven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT. maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :) OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?” and the mom goes “shh..he’s blind sweetie” and the guy turns around and he goes “yeah blind to the haters” and just turns around and starts walking...
steph made me run today ew gross
izzes: kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
officialbioware: fuckyourfreckles: officialbioware: femshep: wtf is eurovision when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons i thought it was the hunger games with talent what talent
fasterfood: “sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
candeloro: nice otp whered you get it walmart
yayhaz: [sighs deeply] remember alexander rybak
Watch 'The Name of The Doctor'
waitingforamadmanwithabox: putlocker [x] [x] allmyvideos [x] [x] vidbull [x] vidbux [x]
tumblr right now
mooraan: whovians freaking out about doctor who stop yahoo campaign wild europeans celebrating eurovision
hamburgerwithtea: Italy’s turn imagine he gets on stage and the song starts and suddenly you hear it ne ne papa
galifianafuck: “hey whats your zodiac sign”
ahmpora: wheresmyhalmet: warpedlamp: fonixe: warpedlamp: fonixe: sex why did this get 25 notes where did the ghost thing come from
timelordvortex: xxmisty: In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it But there have been some close calls.
hashedtag: mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
doclecter: that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
borlax: its always “meme” with you, why can’t it ever be “usus”
egberts: i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies
perlockholmes: The European Hunger Games have begun, and the Swedish Effie Trinket is hosting. May the songs be ever in your favour!
At the end of the song there are two girls kissing, and if two girls kissing...– Graham Norton (via masturblainers)
untilwefindaway: “because of the shoes i’m wearing today one is called love, the other is pain” WHAT THE HELL LITHUANIA
iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
lovingharrystyles: remember last year’s eurovision when
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
weaselmittens: Blood type: $$$
niallssexslave: shiningchan: niallssexslave: im going to pass this blog down to my eldest daughter and she’s going to pass it down to hers and this blog will stay in the family for generations to come “niallssexslave” is going to be the family blog? not your family not your problem fight me bitch
lndoors: gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
daybloggerkankri: I REMEMBER THAT THING THAT EVERYBODY USED TO DRAW IN MY SCHOOL A FEW YEARS AGO LIKE YOU HAD TO DRAW SIX LINES AND THEN CONNECT THEM SOMEHOW AND IT ENDED UP MAKING AN ‘S’ LOOKING THING PEOPLE USED TO THINK THEY WERE SO SPECIAL BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM THIS THING
daisyfuck: there is so much hate in my heart ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”