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h0odrich:

laughingnancy:

hello? more like hellno 

I have a headache



kissthelip5-betweenmyhip5:

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

this also applies to driving in real life



castielyousonofabitch:

villainihavedonethymother:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

That just blue me away. 

I know I’ve red this somewhere before. 



30 days of brooklyn nine nine: favorite cold open
'unsolvable'



I’m kinda freaking out. He said to do it and next thing I knew I was just yelling.



Jake Peralta + Sweetest Moments