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ursorum:

Doctor Who the hell cares 



waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier



bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly



dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins



sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this



theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing



prostitourettes:

my wedding playlist

  • walking down the aisle: avril lavigne - hot
  • during wedding vows: avril lavigne - keep holdin on (instrumental)
  • just married song: avril lavigne - sk8er boi (starts from the last chorus)
  • first dance: avril lavigne - i will be
  • parent dance: avril lavigne - what the hell
  • band plays all the other classic avril lavigne songs
  • last dance: avril lavigne - smile


coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers



saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 



wifipasswords:

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