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greymichaela:

cyanidecaps:

jennakay:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake 

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I’ve changed my mind.



obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian



foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting



croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important



enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever



peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations



whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

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tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck